Riding Ducks and Chicken Internet

Jona riding a duck on a playground in Kolkata, India


Cement Mixer Photo Opportunities

Jóna leans forward on the spring-mounted duck, smiling prettily at the camera while seeming not to pose but definitely posing. She’s done this before.

I adjust the lens and expand the composition, taking in more of the children’s playground we discovered at the beginning of our exploration-focused romp around our neighborhood. There’s the slide and the spaceship-referencing jungle-gym. In the background is the slightly-scary-looking Scrambler-esque ride with a complicated method of operation that we can’t quite figure out. Do the kids riding turn it? Does it require an adult to push everyone round-and-round? We can’t decide, and move on to the ducks, where Jóna now poses.

Our complex is on the outskirts of Kolkata, a collection of buildings with 20+ stories in a city where there are few that tower above 10. From our 19th floor balcony, we can see a huge chunk of the area, and there are details we wish to take in from the ground while also expanding our knowledge of what kind of people live there.

We leave the complex and angle ourselves down a dirt road, off the main market drag, and immediately find ourselves at a construction site. Like many buildings in Kolkata, this one is a derelict, concrete shell, but unlike most of the others that are rotting by roadsides, subtly occupied by squatters and rats, this is one filled with bamboo supports and is currently being restored by dozens of workers.

The sound from the cement mixer rumbles to us as we walk by, but it’s overshadowed in intensity and in complexity by the loud conversation of the workers inside.

As we pass, that conversation slows, and then stops. All of the workers’ heads swivel to look at Jóna, her white skin, her blue and pink hair, and her unique fashion sense. We stop to take a picture, and I tell her she should go say hi. At this point, the concrete mixer has stopped, too, and all of the construction workers have gone silent, smiling in our direction, waiting to see what will happen next.

Jóna nods and walks over the broken road to join the workers on the first level of the two-story building. The men there look positively thrilled at the attention, but nobody moves, they just smile at the camera and out of the corner of their eyes at Jóna as I snap a handful of photographs and then give them all a big thumbs up and a nod of ‘thank you.’

A few of the workers nod back, and as Jóna starts to leave, they’re visibly disappointed. A few of the workers yell out something that, in context, sounded like ‘Come back!’ (though for lack of a translator, I have no idea…it could have been ‘Who the hell are you?’), and Jóna turned around and waved, which was followed by a new round of smiles and wobbly sideways nods from the workers. We continue walking, and after we’ve gone a block or so, we can hear the concrete mixer turn back on, the workers’ conversation starting up again.


Easter Islanding

A short while later, our path intersects with a small stream. The road running parallel to the stream is highly trafficked with human-pulled rickshaws and pedestrian traffic, and I hold the viewfinder up to my eyes, zooming in and finding that the landscape is absolutely covered in discarded garbage.

We walk a little further, intending to get a cleaner view of the stream and the people who live by it, and we see a bridge not far in the distance and aim our stride right at it. When we arrive and walk out to the middle of it, though, we can see that the photos we’ll be getting won’t be as pristine as we had hoped.

“It’s amazing,” I say to Jóna, “that they can just throw their trash over the bridge and not realize — or care — that it’s going to block this stream regularly.” I look down at the massive mound of styrofoam plates and plastic cups and discarded lightbulbs and wince. “It’s like Easter Island, but instead of deforestation, it’s ruining the environment with discarded trash.”

The inhabitants of Easter Island were a charming sort.

Families who lives on the 2-mile-long island would often fight between themselves, and the losers of such bouts would be eaten by the victors. They also built these massive stone heads called Moai, which jut out of the ground at irregular intervals and which range in size from pretty-dang-tall to massively-huge.

To create such monuments was quite resource-intensive, as the heads had to be chiseled from stone and then moved to their final resting place. The purpose of these statues is not definitively known, but the cost of creating them is: the Easter Islanders all died off — probably from starvation — because they cut down all of their trees in order to help move the heads from one end of the island to the other.

Putting my comment in perspective: Easter Island is small enough that everyone on the island would have known (and probably seen) exactly when the last tree was cut down. They could see from one coast to the other, and when that last tree was removed, all of the inhabitants would have been aware of it.

The trash and pollution situation seems to be the same in Kolkata: though the city itself is massive (around 20 million people), and the land it occupies is equally sprawling, the individual districts and outlying villages are very much aware of the damage they do to their local environment. Throwing trash on the ground is as common here as throwing trash into trash cans and recycling bins anywhere else, and the sheer volume of waste that accumulates after a very short amount of time is staggering.

I’ve yet to see a street in Kolkata that hasn’t been covered in food wrappers and discarded tea cups and the like, even an hour after the streets have been cleared by the government. The situation is even more dire in places like this village, where the government doesn’t provide cleaning services.

I snap a few photos, ending up with a very different composition than I would have hoped for; a mountain of trash, rather than an oasis of peace.


Maybe a Mistranslation

As we walk back toward the main market street, we pass a small home, the backyard strewn with laundry on numerous clotheslines. There are two girls standing in the backyard, the older one seeming to help the younger adjust her sari.

Jóna walks right into their yard, past their laundry, and nods her head in hello to them. They nod back, beaming smiles at her, and I make the universal gesture for ‘mind if I take a photo of you three together?’ The girls both flash smiles like they’ve won the lottery and nod yes, making a few adjustments to their hair and clothing as they pose next to Jóna.

I snap a few shots, and as I do, it occurs to me that this village is not one that probably gets much foot traffic from people who don’t live around here. I wonder who they think we are and what they think we’re doing here. I wonder what story will be told (if any) about the white couple that meandered through their village, posing with and photographing construction workers and trash heaps and girls with their laundry in their backyard. I wonder what impact our casual stroll around the neighborhood might have on the people in that neighborhood.

We arrive back at the main market street and stop into a pastry shop on our way back to the complex.

The wall is lined with all kinds of savory snacks: curry rolls and sandwiches and samosas and something called a ‘fish envelope.’

What catches my attention, however, is a snack called ‘Chicken Internet,’ which seems to be just a normal chicken pastry, but which apparently is the best snack in the shop (according to the kid working behind the counter, whose opinion I ask for). We load up a box with a little of everything (including two Chicken Internets) and walk back home.

Later, after we warm up the snacks, I hold one of the Chicken Internets in my hand and look at the texture. “You know,” I say to Jóna, “I’ll bet they call it ‘Internet’ because of the crosshatching of the pastry on top. It’s like a web. Internet. Web. Maybe a mistranslation?”

I take a bite and pause for a second, enjoying the fact that there doesn’t seem to be any bad food anywhere in Kolkata.

“Then again, maybe they named it that because it’s awesome. Like the Internet.”


This story was pulled from the pages of Exiles, my everlasting travel ebook.